Tuesday Links: Motorcycle Theft Foiled, KISS rings Closing Bell, Heidi Montag does Yoga, FEAR FACTORY live in Australia, Gisele Gives a Lap Dance, Karla Spice is a Cop | FOUNDRYNEWS.com

THAT’s TERRIBLE:

  • What’s the best way to stop thieves from taking your motorcycle?

    Pull the key out of the ignition and run… Duh!

  • THAT’s NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
    (but your incessant bitching is getting old. Grow up, ya whiny bitch.)


    Screw you, hippie. Heidi Montag wants to go BIGGER (WWTDD)

    and here’s Heidi Montag…BEFORE the surgery


    Miranda Kerr and her Hiney in a Bikini (Drunken Stepfather)

    I Don’t Remember This Ren and Stimpy Episode (Dave and Thomas)

    2010 Bikini Model Search (Bullz-Eye)

    Carlie and the biggest sex toy you’ve ever seen (z0d)

    The 3-Tier Beer Bottle Chandelier: For the Discriminating Drunk (The Bachelor Guy)

    Angie Savage has a Badass Back Tattoo… oh yeah, and she’s playing with herself outside (Daily Niner)

    Fox Wants To F–k With The Wrong Mexican (FilmDrunk)

    Silvia Saint… Is NO saint…nosiree (FreakshowPlanet)

    Your life could be so much better. Have you considered having Hands? (atom)

    The 20 Worst Hip-Hop Album Covers (Heavy)

    The Matrix Pill is Hard to Swallow – totally irrelevant! (College Humor)

    The Nameless Cougar with Fake Cans hanging out on the Beach (Cougar Patrol)

  • whoa, wait a minute… did someone say COUGAR???

    Whatcha waiting for??? hook up with a sophisticated older woman now!
  • I’M SORRY:
    (Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)

  • Four of these things are not like the other ones…

    KISS (Gene, Paul, Tommy, and Eric) were at the NY Stock Exchange yesterday ringing the closing bell.
  • OOOOH… FEAR FACTORY has re-grouped and they’re touring:

    Burton C. Bell yelling…something. LIVE in Australia.
  • The beautiful Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos is giving a lucky gal a topless lap dance:

    We all Love Gisele… you should too. Especially now that she’s got a new site, GotGisele.com
  • Beautiful blond British babe Natasha Marley hs a staunch objection to loose-fitting clothing:

    Thank God she can get them off easily! Naked Natasha is NICEY NICE.
  • Holy crap lovely hot-ass Latina Karla Spice got herself a police uniform:

    We’ll let We’ll let Karla Spice strip search any day.
  • Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.



    Click on Shanelle…and do your thing!

  • Kick back, open up a beverage and figure out how you’re going to charm the pants off the lonely cougar next door, and review the fun stuff in the MEDIA SECTION, including:

    FEAR FACTORY: “H-K (Hunter-Killer)” LIVE in Australia
    Natasha Marley loses her black lingerie
    Motorcyclist prevents bike theft by running away with key
    Topless Officer Karla Spice
    KISS rings the Closing Bell at the New York Stock Exchange
    Gisele Gives a Lucky Lady a Topless Lap Dance

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