Thursday Links: Failed Ukrainian Suicide, Awful Swingers, NONPOINT loves large Metal Discs, SEBASTIAN BACH in Italy, Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen, Bisexual Boob Bouncing Bonanza | FOUNDRYNEWS.com

THAT’s TERRIBLE:

  • A Ukrainian man fails multiple times at trying to kill himself:

    He’s got a few more things to be depressed about now, we suppose.

  • Everyone meet Len and Linda, the most awful set of swingers you’ll ever see:

    Consider swinging with non-awful people…it’s a much more pleasant experience.

  • THAT’s NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
    (but your breath is, so brush your teeth, yuck-mouth)

    PENTHOUSE sex columnist tells you how boys and girls how to stay fit. (MuscleSorority)


    Mary Carey leaving the gym looking homely.
    (Drunken Stepfather)

    of course…we’re much bigger fans of Mary Carey’s non-gym related, naughtier work…as we should be

    Less Than a Feeling – G Spot a Myth? (The Toilet Paper)

    Tiffany Toth will make you Froth…and you don’t even need to get rabies! (z0d)

    2010 BCS Bowl Preview (Bullz-Eye)

    Her name is BERRY…and she is VERY VERY naked…outside, even. (Daily Niner)

    15 Celebrity Camel Toe Pictures (FunnyCrave)

    Lela Star has misplaced her bra… intentionally (FreakshowPlanet)

    Happy Boob Year! (Playboy)

    Bear Grylls and the Guano Enema (Warming Glow)

    Four Terrible Things to Do When You Die (Gunaxin)

    Sketch Of the Dead (atom)

    25 Funny College Gameday Signs (Holy Taco)

    2010 Cougar of the year AVN award nominees (pics are SFW) (Cougar Patrol)

  • WHOA! Did someone say ‘COUGAR’?!?!

    How’s that for subtle??? You’re lonley. She’s lonely. Whatcha waitin’ for?!?!
  • I’M SORRY:
    (Sorry that you think your grudge-holding skills could win you a Nobel Prize. If the Swedes gave those out, that is.)

  • What could be better than Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen in a girl-girl scene?

    Nothing. Zip. Except for maybe watching the entire uncut clip on-demand…yeah, that might be the only thing.
  • Busty babes Maggie Green and Yurizan Beltran are having a Bouncing Bosom Bonanza.

    It’s all part of a bisexual love-fest that you can see in its entirety here. Busty Bisexual Bouncing Bosom Bonanza. Yeah, bitches.
  • Why do the guys in NONPOINT love playing in Wisconsin so much?

    Because the locals give them unwieldy metal discs… Why else?
  • If SEBASTIAN BACH is 41 years old…

    Is he still allowed to sing songs with lyrics like “We are the Youth Gone Wild”? Just sayin’…
  • The beautiful, busty, BISEXUAL Italian goddess Wanda from FOUNDRY CAMS is welcoming in the New Year with some tunes from our buddies in DIRTFEDD.

    CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH WONDERFUL WANDA

  • Take a break from hitting on the lonely MILF next door, and recap what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

    SEBASTIAN BACH: ‘Youth Gone Wild’ LIVE in Italy
    Maggie Green and Yurizan Beltran Bouncing Boob Bonanza
    Awful Swingers Len and Linda
    Kortnie O’Connor In Heels…and nothing els
    Ukrainian Man Fails at Suicide
    Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen in ‘Private Dancer’
    NONPOINT: What A Day LIVE in Wisconsin

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