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Friday Links: Cougar Affair and the Dancing Bear, Dumbest Arsonist Ever, Beltfed Shotgun, Five Finger Death Punch Live, Lots o’ Links, Krisztina Sereny, Hot Cougar Arlene Baxter

admin — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:25:18 +0000

It’s a little known fact… hot blond cougars need love too.

So hurry up and make a move on that single mom down the street.

and if YOU don’t take advantage… then the Dancing Bear WILL.

He’s got a great rap, so you sould hurry up, bub.

THAT’s TERRIBLE:

The FIRST Rule of Arson: Light the OTHER thing on fire, not yourself

Unlike this dumb Brit, who lit himself, his car, and his friends on fire.

When simply hitting the target isn’t enough… you need a beltfed automatic shotgun:

It’s for umm… home defense. Yeah, right.

THAT’s NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)

Kate Hudson isn’t wearing a Bra (Drunken Stepfather)
…and whaddya know, in these movies Kate Hudson is totally NAKED

Pam and Terri are Totally Into One Another (z0d)

Interview and Photo Shoot with Brooke Long (Bullz-Eye)

Jennifer Dark has very dark hair…but not much of it (Daily Niner)

Sofia Weber Wants to show you her Hiney…and everything else (Freakshow Planet)

Least Safe Vehicle of the Year (Made Man)

5 Completely Inappropriate Kidz Bop Songs (FunnyCrave)

MAXIM Girls Know How to Clean a Car (Top Cultured)

The 20 Funniest Barack Obama Photoshop Photos (SuperTremendous)

Letter From a Sex Maniac (Today’s Big Thing)

Honest HBO Warnings (College Humor)

The Greatest Star Wars Tauntaun Costume Ever (GammaSquad)

Intercourse with a Vampire, Episdode 3 (atom)

Great 90’s Movie Soundtracks: “Pretty Woman”(Ice ICe Babies)

I’M SORRY:
(Sorry that you don’t have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Our favorite Hungarian hottie, fitness model Krisztina Sereny is working her biceps and triceps.

Is she getting a workout? We have no idea. We just like watching her bob up and down.

We don’t usually like redheads, but hot teen model Daggy Jane has turned our heads:

Awful name. Great body. Can’t win ‘em all.

From babes to bands, let’s check out FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH live in Lubbock, Texas:

“Burn it Down” LIVE at the Pavilion.

…and from bands back to boobs we turn our eyes to sexy PLAYBOY cougar Arlene Baxter:

Listen fellas, how many times do we have to say it? Cougars need the love… especially the well-maintained ones.

WHOA! Hold on…COUGAR? Check THIS out, slim!

What are you waiting for, bub….Get on that shit, now!

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:

We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us “The One”.

GISELE’s SHIRT DOESN’T STAY ON FOR LONG… CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap… for the folks with really low IQ’s – us included)

Once you get done mounting sexy older women who you meet in chat rooms, head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Belt fed Automatic Shotgun
Krisztina Sereny Works Her Biceps and Triceps – Naked
World’s Dumbest Arsonist Sets Himself on Fire
Teen Redhead Daggy Jane Plays In Bed
FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH: ‘Burn It Down’ LIVE in Texas
Sexy Cougar Arlene Baxter Takes A Bath

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Friday Links: Cougar Affair and the Dancing Bear, Dumbest Arsonist Ever, Beltfed Shotgun, Five Finger Death Punch Live, Lots o’ Links, Krisztina Sereny, Hot Cougar Arlene Baxter

admin — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:55:41 +0000

It’s a little known fact… hot blond cougars need love too.

So hurry up and make a move on that single mom down the street.

and if YOU don’t take advantage… then the Dancing Bear WILL.

He’s got a great rap, so you sould hurry up, bub.

THAT’s TERRIBLE:

The FIRST Rule of Arson: Light the OTHER thing on fire, not yourself

Unlike this dumb Brit, who lit himself, his car, and his friends on fire.

When simply hitting the target isn’t enough… you need a beltfed automatic shotgun:

It’s for umm… home defense. Yeah, right.

THAT’s NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)

Kate Hudson isn’t wearing a Bra (Drunken Stepfather)
…and whaddya know, in these movies Kate Hudson is totally NAKED

Pam and Terri are Totally Into One Another (z0d)

Interview and Photo Shoot with Brooke Long (Bullz-Eye)

Jennifer Dark has very dark hair…but not much of it (Daily Niner)

Sofia Weber Wants to show you her Hiney…and everything else (Freakshow Planet)

Least Safe Vehicle of the Year (Made Man)

5 Completely Inappropriate Kidz Bop Songs (FunnyCrave)

MAXIM Girls Know How to Clean a Car (Top Cultured)

The 20 Funniest Barack Obama Photoshop Photos (SuperTremendous)

Letter From a Sex Maniac (Today’s Big Thing)

Honest HBO Warnings (College Humor)

The Greatest Star Wars Tauntaun Costume Ever (GammaSquad)

Intercourse with a Vampire, Episdode 3 (atom)

Great 90’s Movie Soundtracks: “Pretty Woman”(Ice ICe Babies)

I’M SORRY:
(Sorry that you don’t have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Our favorite Hungarian hottie, fitness model Krisztina Sereny is working her biceps and triceps.

Is she getting a workout? We have no idea. We just like watching her bob up and down.

We don’t usually like redheads, but hot teen model Daggy Jane has turned our heads:

Awful name. Great body. Can’t win ‘em all.

From babes to bands, let’s check out FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH live in Lubbock, Texas:

“Burn it Down” LIVE at the Pavilion.

WHOA! Hold on…COUGAR? Check THIS out, slim!

What are you waiting for, bub….Get on that shit, now!

GISELE’s SHIRT DOESN’T STAY ON FOR LONG… CLICK IT!!!

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Thursday Links: Biplane crashes after takeoff, BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE and DOPE live, Link Love, Veronica Zemanova, Yurizan Beltran and Arianna Sinn

admin — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:40:00 +0000

THAT’s TERRIBLE:

We happily present reason #1 to NEVER get into a biplane:

Crashing into the tree line 30 seconds after takeoff looks like a real pain in the ass…neck…and everything in between.

THAT’s NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)

Megan Fox has Ill-Fitting Panties(Drunken Stepfather)
…and of course if you CLICK HERE you can see MEGAN FOX NAKED

Bambi and Sandra do some pants-less taste testing (z0d)

The Top 10 Things to Have in you House That Chicks Will Digg (Bullz-Eye)

August is a Gal who we could get with in ANY month (Daily Niner)

Playboy Playmate Kayla Collins is more than Kinda Cute (Freakshow Planet)

Hybrid Yacht Sails 1,000 Green Miles (The Bachelor Guy)

The Last 10 Years in 7 Minutes (Manofest)

Employee Manuals…Probably (College Humor)

User’s Guide to Boob Terminology (Holy Taco)

Everything You Don’t Know about Whiskey (Made Man)

Left 4 Dead: The retro NES (IHeartChaos)

Top Ten Signs your NFL Team Owner is Nuts

A Review of the Food at a Local Arby’s(FunnyCrave)

I’M SORRY:
(Sorry that you don’t have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Holy Hell in a Hat Box! Veronika Zemanova is giving a lap dance to a large-breasted lady.

The plot sucks. Just suspend disbelief long enough to get into the virtual lap dance.

It’s a boobies car wash with Arianna Sinn:

Those juicy jugs will clean a car better than any Sham WOW rags.

From heavy boobs to heavy metal (That Old Gag)…BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE performed a new song at Sonisphere:

We like it so far. The band will have new studio tunes out in 2010.

and we found a cool clip of our friends in DOPE doing their cover of BILLY IDOL’s “Rebel Yell” (decent sound quality, too!):

We like it so far. The band will have new studio tunes out in 2010.

…and from bands back to boobs we turn our eyes to ‘Sweet Yurizan’ Beltran:

Adios bra! She has no need for your tightness! Her bosoms need to be free!.

GISELE’s SHIRT DOESN’T STAY ON FOR LONG… CLICK IT!!!

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Once you get done mounting sexy older women who you meet in chat rooms, head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

DOPE: “Rebel Yell” LIVE in Minnesota
Veronica Zemanova Virtual Lap Dance
BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE Performs New Song at Sonisphere Festival
Sweet Yurizan Beltran Busts Out Of Her white Lace Bra
Biplane Crashes Shortly After Takeoff
Arianna Sinn Washes Her Car With Her Boobs

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele is ‘The One’

admin — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:45:46 +0000

Whoa there, monkeys! We gots us another video from our girl Gisele!

Buxom, blond, beautiful Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, and who does the totally naked thing on her own site Love Gisele, is once again baring her breastacular body for us in this amazing clip, which features her tearing off her official ‘GRR’ shirt and showing off her 34DD bosoms. Thanks to SLAUGHTERHOUSE for “The One”
and thanks to our boy Jon for the great editing.

GISELE’s SHIRT DOESN’T STAY ON FOR LONG… CLICK IT!!!

You know We all Love Gisele and you should too, so click it, Chester.

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Check out Gisele in these other great videos:
FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele Topless in Fishnets
FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele Gets Rid of her Long Black Gloves and Bra
FOUNDRY CAMS: Lollipop Girls Rock Out To Framing Hanley
FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele Plays With Her Boobs In The Pool

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Wednesday Links: Hump Day Affair and the Dancing Bear, Homeless Guy vs. Ghost, Luckiest Polish Driver, MEGADETH live in Michigan, Leaked Carmen Electra Girl-Girl Video

admin — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:39:28 +0000

It’s hump day, kids… so start humping, dammit. Those boobs aren’t going to fondle themselves, you know.

Well she might fondle them BY herself, but that’s not as much fun as having an affair with the busty co-worker in the next cubicle, now is it?

By the way, if your woman tells you she’s going out with the girls… watch out for the Dancing Bear.

Check her clothes for fur fragments when she gets home, buster.

THAT’s TERRIBLE:

We know that Polish jokes are stale and hacky, but this video just makes it WAY too easy:

Driving the WRONG way into oncoming commuter traffic is just BEGGING for a joke.

This homeless guy TOTALLY beats the crap out of a ghost:

Either that, or he’s stark-raving-fucking-mad. OK, maybe he’s fucking crazy and he’s shadow-boxing the air. Ghost is funnier though.

THAT’s NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)

Leighton Meester puts on her make-up with a paintball gun(Drunken Stepfather)

Her name is Kat and she’s showing us her… pussy. Get it? (z0d)

A chat with Bryan Cranston from Breaking Bad (Bullz-Eye)

CJ Miles can go for Miles and Miles and Miles and Miles (Daily Niner)

Mary Piemonte has MASSIVE Melons (Freakshow Planet)

Six Crazy Internet Money Making Ideas (That Worked) (Gunaxin)

You Too Can Live Like A Hamster For A Night (Don Chavez)

30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1979 (Pt. 2) (Guyism)

Werner Herzog Thought Nicolas Cage was on drugs (FilmDrunk)

Walken + Cartman + Gaga = Awesome (Warming Glow)

Unicorn vs. Narwhal – The Game (atom)

I’M SORRY:
(Sorry that you don’t have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Is it really a Hacked Carmen Electra video or an intentionally-leaked homemade sex tape:

Who CARES? It’s three minutes of hot girl-girl footage. CLICK IT!!

Breastacular Sexy Czech Jenny McClain is juggling her jugs:

Bosoms like that DESERVE to be played with.

From heavy boobs to heavy metal…MEGADETH is on tour now (click for tix!):

That’s Dave Mustaine doing “Tornado Of Souls” in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

GISELE’s SHIRT DOESN’T STAY ON FOR LONG… CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap… for the folks with really low IQ’s – us included)

Once you get done mounting sexy older women who you meet in chat rooms, head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Homeless Man Fights With a Ghost
Jenny McClain Plays With Her Giant Jugs
MEGADETH: ‘Tornado Of Souls’ LIVE in Michigan
Carmen Electra Leaked Girl-Girl video
Luckiest Polish Driver EVER!
Britt Drops Her Bombs In The Dressing Room

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admin — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:25:37 +0000

By the way, if your woman tells you she’s going out with the girls… watch out for the Dancing Bear.

Check her clothes for fur fragments when she gets home, buster.

THAT’s TERRIBLE:

We know that Polish jokes are stale and hacky, but this video just makes it WAY too easy:

Driving the WRONG way into oncoming commuter traffic is just BEGGING for a joke.

This homeless guy TOTALLY beats the crap out of a ghost:

Either that, or he’s stark-raving-fucking-mad. OK, maybe he’s fucking crazy and he’s shadow-boxing the air. Ghost is funnier though.

THAT’s NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)

Leighton Meester puts on her make-up with a paintball gun(Drunken Stepfather)

Her name is Kat and she’s showing us her… pussy. Get it? (z0d)

A chat with Bryan Cranston from Breaking Bad (Bullz-Eye)

CJ Miles can go for Miles and Miles and Miles and Miles (Daily Niner)

Mary Piemonte has MASSIVE Melons (Freakshow Planet)

Six Crazy Internet Money Making Ideas (That Worked) (Gunaxin)

You Too Can Live Like A Hamster For A Night (Don Chavez)

30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1979 (Pt. 2) (Guyism)

Werner Herzog Thought Nicolas Cage was on drugs (FilmDrunk)

Walken + Cartman + Gaga = Awesome (Warming Glow)

Unicorn vs. Narwhal – The Game (atom)

I’M SORRY:
(Sorry that you don’t have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Is it really a Hacked Carmen Electra video or an intentionally-leaked homemade sex tape:

Who CARES? It’s three minutes of hot girl-girl footage. CLICK IT!!

Breastacular Sexy Czech Jenny McClain is juggling her jugs:

Bosoms like that DESERVE to be played with.

From heavy boobs to heavy metal…MEGADETH is on tour now (click for tix!):

That’s Dave Mustaine doing “Tornado Of Souls” in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

GISELE’s SHIRT DOESN’T STAY ON FOR LONG… CLICK IT!!!

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Tuesday Links: Ferrari in a Gravel trap, METALLICA live in New York City, W.A.S.P. live in Romania, Link Love, Busty Hotness Monica Leigh, Kimberly Williams

admin — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:59:49 +0000

THAT’s TERRIBLE:

Apparently, being the CEO of Ferrari doesn’t require actually being able to DRIVE a Ferrari:

That’s CEO Luca di Montezemolo driving a new California into a gravel trap.

THAT’s NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)

Whose cellulite-ridden legs are these?(Drunken Stepfather)

Jai Angel is just holding her boobs in place (Gorillamask)

Girl Next Door: Jaime Young (Bullz-Eye)

Jayme Langford is totally laying on a couch… totally naked (Daily Niner)

PENTHOUSE Pet Andi Sue Irwin is Awesome…and Naked. (Freakshow Planet)

23 Understandably Depressed NFL Fans (FunnyCrave)

Vintage Video of Shaq in High School (BallHype)

101 Signs You Might Be Evil (FunnyCrave)

10 of the best speed painting videos you will ever see (Epic Carnival)

Need A Second Chance? Call Mike Brown (Yep Yep)

The $250,000 Double Bird (With Leather)

Nine: So This Perfume Commercial is going to win an Oscar? (FilmDrunk)

Uncharted 2: Among Thieves – Review (Gear Patrol)

Paranormal Activity: The Deleted Scenes (College Humor)

Marissa Tomei at some Red Carpet Event (Cougar Patrol)

WHOA! Hold on…COUGAR? Check THIS out, slim.

What are you waiting for, bub….Get on that shit, now!

I’M SORRY:
(Sorry that you don’t have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Sultry PLAYBOY Playmate Monica Leigh is getting naked in the shower:

but she’s not showering… What gives? Oh, Oh. Wait. We get it.

Perky Penthouse Pet Kimberly Williams doesn’t like tight clothing:

Quite frankly, we think she has an issue with ALL clothing. Away with you, vile underwear!

…and from boobies to bands, we take a look at METALLICA – who are on tour now:

“Last Caress” live at Madison Square Garden, mawfugger!

Once again, because we’re oddly-obsessed, here’s W.A.S.P. LIVE… in…Romainia:

WHY do we keep posting W.A.S.P. videos? WHY?!?!?!?

GISELE’s SHIRT DOESN’T STAY ON FOR LONG… CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap… for the folks with really low IQ’s – us included)

Once you get done mounting sexy older women who you meet in chat rooms, head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

W.A.S.P. – Crazy LIVE in Romania
Kimberly Williiams Busts Out Of Her Bra and Panties
Ferrari CEO Gets New California Stuck in Track Gravel Pit
PLAYBOY Playmate Monica Leigh in the Shower
METALLICA: Last Caress LIVE In New York City

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele is ‘The O…

admin — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:35:34 +0000

FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele is ‘The One’ – Buxom, blond, beautiful Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, is once again baring her breastacular body for us in this amazing clip, which features her tearing off her official ‘GRR’ shirt and showing off her 34DD bosoms. Thanks to SLAUGHTERHOUSE for "The One"

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Monday Links: Drunk Girl In a Tub, Ferrari vs. Bulldozer, Link Love, Bruce Springsteen Slip-Up in Michigan, Poodles at Firefest, Nina Mercedes, Jamie Graham, Ann Angel

admin — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:37:20 +0000

Shake off that Monday morning hangover and wake up the drunk woman in the bathtub

Don’t worry. Just get her home before her husband wakes up and then you can do it again next weekend…have an affair. Live it up a little!

THAT’s TERRIBLE:

Saaay, that’s a nice Ferrari, isn’t it?

Keep watching. It doesn’t stay very nice for very long.

THAT’s NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)

Eliza Dushku has trucker butt!(Drunken Stepfather)
..and you know if you want see Eliza Dushku totally naked, make with the clicky-clicky.

Veronika is Very Innocent…until she takes off her shorts (z0d)

TV Power Rankings: Winter Edition (Bullz-Eye)

Uma Stone is … is… oooh my Goodness. (Daily Niner)

PENTHOUSE Pet Andi Sue Irwin is Awesome…and Naked. (Freakshow Planet)

Budget Garage Door Opener Spoof (DJMICK)

Vintage Video of Shaq in High School (BallHype)

101 Signs You Might Be Evil (FunnyCrave)

10 female celebs who should be seen and not heard (Guyism)

5 Reasons Jon Gosselin Deserves His Own Reality Show (Top Cultured)

‘Dancing With the Stars’ Just Got A Lot Better (Warming Glow)

Cormac McCarthy Still a Fountain Of Wisdom (FilmDrunk)

Finally, a handy tool for popping out baby eyeballs [WTF]

‘Twilight’ STD Spoof (Comedy)

I’M SORRY:
(Sorry that you don’t have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Sexy Latina Nina Mercedez is taking her top off and whoa boy…

and umm… we’re totally derailed now. go watch Nina’s hardcore footage too.

Keeping with the bosoms, let’s take a look-see at PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Jamie Graham:

She’s young, possibly-dumb, and full of… um, bosom. Goddamn, we got nothing. Just look at her.

From nipple-slips to on-stage slip-ups, how could we NOT point out Bruce Springsteen’s slip up at the Palace at Auburn Hills:

Good evening, Ohio! Err, Detroit. Fuck.

Turning to the slightly-obscure, check out Swedish Melodic rockers The POODLES:

That’s “Caroline” LIVE at Firefest 6 in the UK. Why? Because we CAN.

aaaand Back to Boobies with Ann Angel and her great tan lines…

Nina’s dancing alone in her room… and lotioning up her boobies. she’s doing other stuff too… naughty stuff.

GISELE’s SHIRT DOESN’T STAY ON FOR LONG… CLICK IT!!!

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When you finish up boinking the new office manager, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Jamie Graham Nude Playboy Photo Shoot
THE POODLES: Caroline LIVE at Firefest 6
Ann Angel Dances Topless In Her Room
Bruce Springsteen yells Good Evening Ohio while on Stage in Michigan
Nina Mercedes Takes Off Her Tan Dress
Ferrari loses control and hits Bulldozer

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Friday Links: Hot Tub Affairs and the Dancing Bear, Girl Sticks Needle Through Tongue, Michael Angelo Batio Shreds, Christina Ricci is Naked, Gisele is Topless, Denise Milani is Busty

admin — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:57:47 +0000

Happy Friggin’ Friday, mawfuggers! Is this image in your future?

Make your parents proud, and have some fun with some drunken college babes in a jacuzzi…just don’t tell their boyfriends.

..and if YOU don’t take advantage of the opportunity then the Dancing Bear WILL step in.

He’s not what you’d call subtle. He’s also well-hung.

THAT’s TERRIBLE:

She’s putting a sewing needle through her tongue. WHY??!?!?!?!

We got nothing. We’re too skeeved out to comment.

THAT’s NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your lousy mouth IS, though…so go skim a pool, orphan)

Christina Ricci is going to be naked in her new movie(Drunken Stepfather)
Of course, it’s not the first time Christina Ricci has been naked on screen.

Did Lela Star get BIGGER boobs? We think so. (z0d)

Featured Model: Erin (Bullz-Eye)

Meggan Mallone is in the shower…and has nice nubs! (Daily Niner)

Brea Bennet is Blond, Busty and umm…crap, train of thought…derailed. (Freakshow Planet)

Ashley Greene: The Only Good Thing About Twilight (Top Cultured)

Clash of the Titans Tag-line: The Future of Advertising? (FunnyCrave)

Devasting MMA Submissions, That Probably Won’t Work For You (Gunaxin)

Iguanas and Breakdancing: the Bad Lieutenant review (FilmDrunk)

Stephen Colbert vs. Miracle Whip (Warmming Glow)

Japanese version of X-MEN has the Best Intro Ever (IHeartChaos)

I’M SORRY:
(Sorry that you’ll never amount to anything more than a balding house boy)

Boobtastic Denise Milani is flaunting her enormous assets in a tight purple dress.

…and a purple thong…which we see thanks to well-time gusts of wind

From short skirts to showering and shaving, we move to PLAYBOY Coed Mallory Kingston:

She spends a TON of time washing herself. We want to eat cherries out of her navel.

…and from Showering to Shredding, here’s guitar virtuoso Michael Angelo Batio:

Shredding on his double-neck Dean guitar. So over-the-top, it’s impressive.

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Sunny Leone Loses Her Lace Lingerie
Newbie Motorcyclist Hits Garage Wall
Denise Milani in a Purple Dress and Thong
Michael Angelo Batio – Double Neck Guitar Shredding
Mallory Kingston In The Shower
Girl Shoves Needle Through Her Tongue

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