Happy Friggin’ Friday, mawfuggers! Is this image in your future?
Make your parents proud, and have some fun with some drunken college babes in a jacuzzi…just don’t tell their boyfriends.
..and if YOU don’t take advantage of the opportunity then the Dancing Bear WILL step in.
He’s not what you’d call subtle. He’s also well-hung.
THAT’s TERRIBLE:
She’s putting a sewing needle through her tongue. WHY??!?!?!?!
We got nothing. We’re too skeeved out to comment.
THAT’s NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your lousy mouth IS, though…so go skim a pool, orphan)
Christina Ricci is going to be naked in her new movie(Drunken Stepfather)
Of course, it’s not the first time Christina Ricci has been naked on screen.
Did Lela Star get BIGGER boobs? We think so. (z0d)
Featured Model: Erin (Bullz-Eye)
Meggan Mallone is in the shower…and has nice nubs! (Daily Niner)
Brea Bennet is Blond, Busty and umm…crap, train of thought…derailed. (Freakshow Planet)
Ashley Greene: The Only Good Thing About Twilight (Top Cultured)
Clash of the Titans Tag-line: The Future of Advertising? (FunnyCrave)
Devasting MMA Submissions, That Probably Won’t Work For You (Gunaxin)
Iguanas and Breakdancing: the Bad Lieutenant review (FilmDrunk)
Stephen Colbert vs. Miracle Whip (Warmming Glow)
Japanese version of X-MEN has the Best Intro Ever (IHeartChaos)
I’M SORRY:
(Sorry that you’ll never amount to anything more than a balding house boy)
Boobtastic Denise Milani is flaunting her enormous assets in a tight purple dress.
…and a purple thong…which we see thanks to well-time gusts of wind
From short skirts to showering and shaving, we move to PLAYBOY Coed Mallory Kingston:
She spends a TON of time washing herself. We want to eat cherries out of her navel.
…and from Showering to Shredding, here’s guitar virtuoso Michael Angelo Batio:
Shredding on his double-neck Dean guitar. So over-the-top, it’s impressive.
Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:
We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us “The One”.
GISELE’s SHIRT DOESN’T STAY ON FOR LONG… CLICK IT!!!
(and now to recap… for the people with massive A.D.D. – us included)
When you finish up boinking the new office manager, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:
Sunny Leone Loses Her Lace Lingerie
Newbie Motorcyclist Hits Garage Wall
Denise Milani in a Purple Dress and Thong
Michael Angelo Batio – Double Neck Guitar Shredding
Mallory Kingston In The Shower
Girl Shoves Needle Through Her Tongue
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THAT’s TERRIBLE:
Leave it to a drunk French guy to figure out how to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew…
Someone want to give this lush the number to the local AA meeting? Just sayin…
A semi truck dangerously dangles over an overpass in Ohio…
and Scott Bradley, who was driving from NJ to CA, comments on… all the beer on the road.
THAT’s NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your lousy mouth IS, though…so go skim a pool, orphan)
Kim Kardashian still has a big ass(Drunken Stepfather)
We’re waiting for Kim Kardashian to make another sex tape.
Kyla has a Kute Kookie (misspelling for effect, obviously) (z0d)
Featured Model: Erin (Bullz-Eye)
Georgia and Francesca are Making Fast Friends (Daily Niner)
Playboy Playmate Nicole Violet Albright…is Alright (Freakshow Planet)
24: The Lost Episodes – Jack Bauer Disputes a Credit Card Charge (FunnyCrave)
Al Gore Will Be On The ‘30 Rock’ Christmas Episode (Warming Glow)
Star Wars Gangsta Rap: Chronicles (atom)
How To Eat A Chicken Wing (Yep Yep)
The White House Reacts to ABC’s ‘V’ Series, Asylum (Asylum)
10 of the best coaching meltdowns of all-time (Epic Carnival)
Ambiguous Endings Resolved (College Humor)
World’s Largest Bikini Parade (with video) (Don Chavez)
I’M SORRY:
(Sorry that you’ll never amount to anything more than a balding house boy)
We’re seeing double. It’s Aria Giovanni and Erica Campbell:
We call this masterpiece “Busty Boob Rubdown”. Get a drool bib. You’ll need it.
Adult starlet Shay Laren is disposing of her daisy dukes:
They’re just too darn bulky, wouldn’t you know it?
From Boobies to Bands, those kids in METALLICA are on tour now and they’re releasing live concert footage from France:
The mighty Hetfield growling out “Creeping Death” in 2009 Get those METALLICA tickets now!
Along those lines ROB ZOMBIE is out on tour and paid tribute to METALLICA in Denver:
That’s Rob doing “Enter Sandman” at the Fillmore.
You’ve seen this next lady in plenty of FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS over the years:
We all Love Gisele…especially when she’s touching herself…which, as luck would have it, is quite often.
It’s a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song “Horror Show” from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere
CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH…sorry.
(and now to recap… for the people with massive A.D.D. – us included)
When you finish up boinking the new office manager, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:
Semi Dumps Beer Cans and Boxes on Ohio Highway
Gisele Topless in Fishnets
French Man Opens Wine Bottle Without A Corkscrew
Sunny Leone Interview and Nude Photo Shoot
ROB ZOMBIE covers ‘Enter Sandman’ LIVE in Colorado
Shay Laren Drops Her Shorts
METALLICA – ‘Creeping Death’ LIVE in Nimes, France
Aria Giovanni and Erica Campbell Busty Rubdown
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Happy Tuesday, boys and girls! Why does Shauna Sand look so surprised?
Because her homemade SEX TAPE is now available online!
It’s also on DVD and Blu Ray for you folks who like to see plastic surgery in High-Definition.
THAT’s TERRIBLE:
Being a tough guy in a drunken street brawl is so much harder…
…when you’re wearing a Tinkerbell costume.
THAT’s NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your crappy attitude, however, IS. Don’t you have a pool to skim?)
Macy Gray is wearing a see-through sweater. Buh-lech. (Drunken Stepfather)
Lane Elizabeth Lost Her Lace Undies (Daily Niner)
Featured Model: Kelly (Bullz-Eye)
Alanna H…HOLY HELL!!! (Gorillamask)
Move over, mister…here comes Maria Milano (Freakshow Planet)
Don’t Worry, They’re Only Canadians (Top Cultured)
African Transvestite Parade Is Scary (DJMICK)
The Best Movie Clip Mashup Ever? (LemonDrop)
Awkward Guy at the Orgy (atom)
Fedor ‘The Last Emperor’ Emelianenko Is Not a Fan of ‘Rocky IV’ (Asylum)
New Horror Comedy May Contain Actual Comedy (FilmDrunk)
Avenge Me – the tale of a sexually confused ninja? (College Humor)
I’M SORRY:
(Sorry that you blame everyone else but yourself for your lot in life)
Sexy Alexa Adams is getting naked outdoors:
She’s 20. She’s naked…and she’s far from shy.
Busty British blond Tara Sparx is spending a ton of time oiling up her boobs:
OK, sure… if we had boobs like that, we’d lotion them up too.
From racks to rock, we move to ROB ZOMBIE, who is out on tour now:
“Living Dead Girl” LIVE at the Hollywood Palladium.
From dead girls to dead guys, it’s the new trailer for SYLVESTER STALLONE’s New Movie The Expendables:
Stallone, Statham, Li, Lundgren, Rourke, Roberts, Willis, Schwarzenegger… all blowing shit up in 2010.
aaaand here’s some more dead guys…err, Zombies…in George A. Romero’s New Zombie film, Survival Of The Dead
Romero. Zombies. What more could you want?
It’s a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song “Horror Show” from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere
CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH…sorry.
(and now to recap… for the people with head trauma…that means us, too)
After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:
ROB ZOMBIE: ‘Living Dead Girl’ LIVE at the Hollywood Palladium
Carrie Minter Covers Herself In Shaving Cream
The Expendables – Trailer
Tara Sparx Oils up Her Huge British Boobs
George Romero’s Survival Of the Dead Promo Trailer
Alexa Adams Posing Naked Outdoors
Halloween Brawl in San Diego
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Boo! Instead of trick or treating, have a Halloween Humpathon with some of the costumed hotties.
Stay away from the sugary treats this year and have an affair. It’s the less-caloric alternative.
And speaking of costumed creeps watch your women around The Dancing Bear…
He may LOOK cute and fuzzy, but he’s packing a tasty treat for the ladies.
THAT’s TERRIBLE:
When you’re giving your woman a screaming orgasm…
…beware of your nosey neighbor with the video camera.
THAT’s NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your constant bitching, pissing, and moaning is really getting on our nerves)
Yeah, you just TRY to take an upskirt photo of Ginger Spice!(Drunken Stepfather)
Then again, there are all those sex videos Geri Haliwell made when she was younger.
Being a Trucker is NOT an excuse, fatty! (Muscle Sorority)
Heather Vandeven is showing off her dirty spot (Daily Niner)
Bullz-Eye.com TV Girlfriends: Totally Out of Our League (Bullz-Eye)
Anne Marie Rios has a really sexy hiney (z0d)
Louise Glover. We’d like to Glove her. Whatever that means. (Freakshow Planet)
30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1985 (Guyism)
Pets In Halloween Costumes (Yep Yep)
Guy Sells Haunted House on Ebay (Asylum)
Historical Figures Leave their Browsers Open (College Humor)
Even Elvis Dresses Up, Gets Laid for Halloween (Gunaxin)
Mean-Spirited Retail Condom Placement (NextRound)
I’ve Got Halloween Spirit – The Pumpkin Dance (Warming Glow)
I’M SORRY:
(Sorry that your only aspiration in life is to drink yourself into a coma all weekend)
Her name is Lora Craft and she’s wearing an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow polka dot bikini…
… that she wore for about three seconds.
Cute young Carlese from Sweet Apples is showing off her tattoos in her bathroom
Her face is all we can show you here. Trust us, she’s worth a very close look.
Keeping with the (kinda) Halloween theme, ALICE COOPER stepped on stage at Kerri Kelly’s new bar in Las Vegas:
ALICE COOPER just re-released Killers on 24K gold disk for all you die-hards.
Holy Christ on a Pony! The new trailer for James Cameron’s AVATAR is online:
We’re geeks. James Cameron rules.
Busty Polish Babe Aneta Buena is behind the bar…
She’s serving up huge jugs of milk… Get it? Jugs? Milk… oof.
It’s a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song “Horror Show” from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere
CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH…sorry.
(and now to recap… for the people with head trauma…that means us, too)
After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:
Aneta Buena The Busty Bartender
ALICE COOPER: ‘No More Mr Nice Guy’ LIVE in Las Vegas
AJ Alexander Takes a Shower
Noisy Canadian Neighbor Having Sex
Carlese Shows Off Her Tattoos in Front of the Mirror
AVATAR – Theatrical Trailer
Lora Craft Peels Off Her Polka Dot Bikini
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How would you like a hefty helping of Halloween-costumed cam girls hauling out their Hellish moves in an old-school tribute horror films of the 1950’s? You’re in luck, because thanks to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, we have exactly that.
Thanks to our own Jon for the outstanding editing on this clip.
CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH…sorry.
leave just a little blood pumping through your vens though, because you’ll need it to chat with the girls LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS
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