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It’s Hump Day, boys and girls… time to ask your friend’s hot mom out for a drink…or nine.

You’re young, full of stamina, and you should be having affairs with married women…especially the ones with large bosoms and camel toe.

of course you could choose NOT to act on impulse and step aside for the Dancing Bear.

His furry pelvis will be all over your mom…

THAT’s TERRIBLE:

You might be asking yourself why would you drive an ‘89 Honda Moped into your living room.

Why WOULDN’T you???

Kimberly McKenna is wearing a red shirt. Kinda. (z0d)

Featured Model: Erin (Bullz-Eye)

Sophia Santi has a badass back tattoo (Daily Niner)

Lesbian Hotness with Tyler Faith and Lexxi Tyler (Freakshow Planet)

Who Wore it Best: Celebrity Cleavage Edition (Top CUltured)

WTF? Now That’s A Mouse (DJMICK)

Michael Jackson’s live seance on British TV (I Heart Chaos)

$150 Beer is Pure Utopia (The Bachelor Guy)

Seth MacFarlane’s Secret Formula (College Humor)

Studio Still Molesting Wolf Man

• My wife helped a fella lose 70 lbs...AND gain 2 inches of penis length... A fella has to be proud - http://su.pr/1YEd3O
• Sabrina is showering with Nyli...who happens to be on cam now! http://su.pr/3ptpUj
• Natalie Fiore's chest will make you want to drool. Her awful accent will make you want to strangle her - http://su.pr/8pX1Ib
• GIBSON GUITAR FACTORY RAIDED BY FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AGENTS: GIBSON GUITAR FACTORY RAIDED BY FISH AND WILD.. http://bit.ly/6f6T2X
• When all else fails, EAT the evidence. Like this Ohio robbery suspect - http://su.pr/1P6tkG