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  • It’s Monday. The Saints are Super Bowl champs. …and you woke up next to God-knows-who:

    You only live once… so live it up, bub. Check your morals at the door.
  • THAT’s TERRIBLE:

  • Chances are, if you’re a full-blown alcoholic…

    …you SHOULDN’T be delivering cases of beer for a living.

  • THAT’s NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
    (but your bitching and whining is going to get you strangled, you arrogant prick)


    Kim Kardashian’s boobs hanging out in Miami (Drunken Stepfather)

    …oh screw subtletly watch Kim Kardashian’s sex tape online now, damn you.


    Blake Lively Hanging out on a balcony in Miami (WWTDD)

    …and here’s every scene Blake Lively’s ass has ever been in

    Valentine’s Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

    Valentina Vaughn has a Velvet Vagina… sort of (FreakshowPlanet)

    Super Bowl XLIV Commercial Commentary (Yep Yep)

    Sofia Lane has a Sexy Camel Toe (z0d)

    Super Bowl Ads: Just the Violent Parts (Warming Glow)

    Uma Stone…u-Myy GOD! (Daily Niner)

    15 Famous Bands With Scary Names (Gunaxin)

    Retro TV – Where are they Now? (FunnyCrave)

    15 Valentines Gifts Guaranteed to Get You Dumped (Fork Party)

    Valentines for people in troubled relationships (College Humor)

    Best Super Bowl was not shown. CareerBuilder.com Lighting Farts (Dave and Thomas)

    I’M SORRY:
    (Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

  • In honor of his 49th birthday, here’s a clip of Vince Neil from MÖTLEY CRÜE performs in Vegas:

    Backed by Dana Strum and Jeff Blando from SLAUGHTER as well as drummer Zoltan Chaney .
  • The Super Bowl trailer for the new M. Night Shyamalan film, The Last Airbender is filled with CGI-yumminess:

    …we soiled our shorts. Three pairs. Totally ruined.
  • This is gratuitous. Brandy Talore and Sara Stone are playing beer pong:

    That in itself isn’t interesting… wouldn’t you know it… a threesome breaks out. What a lucky lucky boy.
  • While on a business trip, Denise Milani heads straight for the mini-bar to guzzle champagne:

    In other words, she’s our kinda gal. if we had boobs like that, we’d be feeling ourselves up too.
  • Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track “Choke”. Together, they look like this:



    Click on Brooke’s Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she’ll be online when you get done mopping up.

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  • Thank. GOD. It’s Friday…Pants are officially OPTIONAL, boys and girls. Before the big game this Sunday, why not curl up with a married friend in a comfy bed?

    You only live once… so live it up, bub. Check your morals at the door.
  • THAT’s TERRIBLE:

  • Screw your safety recalls! In Poland, they have snowbanks!

    He’s 21. He’s Polish. He’s speeding. He’s Drunk… It’s the winningest combination ever

  • THAT’s NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
    (but your bitching and whining is going to get you strangled, you arrogant prick)


    Sophie Monk is Sporting Some Spectacular Camel Toe (Drunken Stepfather)

    …and if you want to see Sophie Monk totally Nude, just click on over here.


    Leif Garrett may or may not be a Prostitute (WWTDD)

    Super Bowl XLIV Preview (Bullz-Eye)

    Jana Jordan is Jaw-Droppingly beautiful. (FreakshowPlanet)

    Jimmy Johnson named Spokesperson for ExtenZe (Don Chavez)

    Gia Lashay has GINORMOUS bosoms (z0d)

    Wes Anderson’s SPIDER-MAN (Dave and Thomas)

    Angel Kiss… you just can’t miss… cuz she’s got big boobies (Daily Niner)

    If movie directors did the Super Bowl (With Leather)

    Murray the Nut’s Greatest Hits Vol. 1 (FunnyCrave)

    15 Valentines Gifts Guaranteed to Get You Dumped (Fork Party)

    Ten Badly Behaved Kids (College Humor)

    The Lingerie Bowl Preview (Gunaxin)

    I’M SORRY:
    (Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

  • Paul Stanley calls “Bullshit” on a Gene Simmons groupe story in this 1993 interview with the two KISS founders:

    Needless to say, Gene is NOT pleased. We’re still laughing.
  • The trailer for the new BIOSHOCK 2 game is SO frightening…

    …we soiled our shorts. Three pairs. Totally ruined.
  • The last reason to watch this Lindsay Marie clip is for her personality…

    party because she doesn’t have one. Mostly because she’s got huge boobs.
  • Drunk women + guy with camera + nightclub = hours of fun upskirt video:

    Especially when you add in a girl like Brianna Love and a LOT of Booze. You’re just BEGGING for an orgy to break out.
  • Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track “Choke”. Together, they look like this:



    Click on Brooke’s Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she’ll be online when you get done mopping up.

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  • Just keep saying it… “one more day… one more day…we only have to be good for one more day”

    Morality is for suckers. Deviant behavior is for winners. Get on it, bub!
  • THAT’s TERRIBLE:

  • A chubby 50-ish woman robbed a bank in Wichita, Kansas:

    …but the dye pack exploded, so now she’s got to figure out how she’s going to spend all those ink-soaked hundreds.

  • THAT’s NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
    (but your perpetural whining is really irritating the shit out of us, so how’s about removing your larynx with a spork?)


    Tiger Woods’ mistress “Big Boobs MaGee” on some Italian talk Show (Drunken Stepfather)

    Loredana Jolie Ferriolo was a nude model for a while but that didn’t work out, so she started humping Tiger Woods.


    WTF is NBC doing? (WWTDD)

    Featured Model: Karen Salas (Bullz-Eye)

    Jack and JILL went up the hill. JILL has really big tits. (FreakshowPlanet)

    The Super Bowl XLIV Guide For Boob-havers (Yep Yep)

    Nadine has Nada Clothes On (z0d)

    10 Worst Super Bowl Commercials of All-Time (Sports Pickle)

    Shanda Michelle has really white hair…and she’s got no clothes on (Daily Niner)

    BIOSHOCK 2 Trailer features Big Sister on Daddy Action (GammaSquad)

    5 jobs that Somehow Exist (FunnyCrave)

    Maxim, AskMen and FHM’s Top 100 Women Lists Dissected (Asylum)

    Ten Gadgets Designed Specifically for Lazy People (Gunaxin)

    Hot Chick Time Machine: Heather Thomas

    I’M SORRY:
    (Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

  • What’s this? New music from RATT? Yes indeedy. Get yer party hats on, kids!

    C’mon. You got a boner. Admit it. Don’t hide it. Be proud. Show it to your mom.
  • and if that is soooo not your thing, how’s about a video of the guys in SHADOWS FALL doing some classic OZZY OSBOURNE:

    Swing and a miss? Hmmm… OK, let’s shift gears a little….
  • We stared at this video of Aria Giovanni for 30 minutes trying to think of something witty to say:

    We failed. It’s mathematically impossible to be funny while watching Aria Giovanni roll around naked fondling herself.
  • Aaaand as long as we’re talking tits… check out Candice Cardinele trying to stay packed into a bra:

    She’s not doing too good…. not that we mind, of course.
  • Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke/b> made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track “Choke”. Together, they look like this:



    Click on Brooke’s Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she’ll be online when you get done mopping up.

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  • What is it about this show LOST we keep hearing about? Sounds kinda popular… Here’s some LOST geeks from AOL TV to break it all down:
  • THAT’s TERRIBLE:

  • Ladies and gentlemen, our Vice President, Joe Biden attempts to explain AVATAR:

    Wouldn’t it be cool if Andrea Mitchell jumped out of her seat and screamed “BULLSHITTER!”… no?

  • THAT’s NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
    (but your perpetural whining is really irritating the shit out of us, so how’s about removing your larynx with a spork?)

  • Everyone meet Miranda. She’s deep-throating two bananas, side-by-side, simultaneously::

    In other words…she’s a KEEPER! You have to love those girls who can deep-throat, don’t you?


  • Pamela Anderson isn’t quite the draw she used to be (WWTDD)

    We prefer to remember Pamela Anderson (Lee) in her prime…gobble gobble gobble..


    Cameron Diaz’s Ass is Holding Up Nicely (Drunken Stepfather)

    and now journey back in time with us and reflect on Cameron Diaz’s Ass…cuz what else you got going on?

    10 of the sexiest movie posters of all-time (Bullz-Eye)

    Jamie Lynn has lucious lips…hips…and something else that rhymes with nips… (FreakshowPlanet)

    Proof That It’s Gone Too Far: Cats & Dogs In 3D (FilmDrunk)

    Lupe Fuentes has a Loopy Name and a … a… holy crap, look at that hiney. (z0d)

    The 8 Super Bowl Party Guests You Must Avoid (Guyism)

    Sarah Slides out of her Dental-Floss-Sized Bikini (Daily Niner)

    Top 10: Political Famewhores (Apoliticus)

    What Your Facebook Celebrity Lookalike Says About You (FunnyCrave)

    The 20 Worst Boob Jobs (HEAVY)

    The Best Lingerie Football Play Evah

    I’M SORRY:
    (Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

  • It’s a classic Grammy Awards “WTF?!?!” moment as METALLICA misses out on their Grammy Award in favor of…JETHRO TULL?!?!

    Nice hair on ALICE COOPER and LITA FORD, by the way.
  • Why is the lovely Jana Defi taking a bubble bath with her shirt on?

    So she can tear it apart and yank it off! Duh.
  • Speaking of busty bitches, check out the 40E-sized chest on Ewa Sonnet:

    yeah, you read that right. 40E. She could sell them by the pound and retire… and then pay for all the plastic surgery she’d need… *rimshot*
  • Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke/b> made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track “Choke”. Together, they look like this:



    Click on Brooke’s Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she’ll be online when you get done mopping up.

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    We’re also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

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    Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke (one half of twins Brooke & Vikkiwho you’ve seen in this HINDER clip) sent us a finger-licking good video. Rob Balducci sent us a new song “Choke” full of tasty guitar licks. What else could we do but tie them together with a (somewhat) catchy title?
    Even if you’re not impressed with our vocabulary, you’ll certainly be impressed with Brooke’s body, which is prominently on display in this amazing video.
    Thanks to Jon for the great editing, as usual.



    Click on Brooke’s Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day.

    When you get un-distracted, get over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Brooke LIVE on webcam!

    Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

    FoundryMusic
    c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
    PO Box 257
    Millington, NJ
    07946

    Get Rob Balducci music online at Amazon:

    You can also download Rob Balducci tunes on iTunes:
    Rob Balducci

    Rob Balducci – Official Website
    MySpace: Rob Balducci

    You can also catch Brooke in these videos – online now:
    FOUNDRY CAMS: She’s a Whooty!
    FOUNDRY CAMS: The First Noel – A Cam Girl Christmas
    FOUNDRY CAMS: Brooke and Vikki Rock out to HINDER

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    Hey-O and Happy Tuesdee! Throw caution to the wind…along with your morals…

    Romance, Shmomance… married neglected people need love too!

    THAT’s TERRIBLE:

  • Two Russian Drivers play the slowest game of chicken…EVER:

    What a pointless use of two tons of automobile. Yech…

  • THAT’s NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
    (but your perpetural whining is really irritating the shit out of us, so how’s about removing your larynx with a spork?)


    Prepare to get turned on…who wants naked photos of Snooki? (WWTDD)


    Mike Tyson is the least graceful fat guy we know (Drunken Stepfather)

    10 of the sexiest movie posters of all-time (Bullz-Eye)

    GroundHog Day – The Lost Radio Tapes (Gunaxin)

    Tyra Lex is all Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome… with big boobs (z0d)

    Were We Always Assholes? (Heavy?)

    Shanda Michelle makes her undies go bye-bye (Daily Niner)

    12 Seagulls Stealing Ice Cream (ForkParty)

    Move on ovah… it’s Jana Cova! Eh, boooo.. (FreakshowPlanet)

    20 Sexy Female Celebs Who Haven’t Aged Well (ManOFest)

    Remix: LOST writers need your help (College Humor)

  • I’M SORRY:
    (Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

  • Metal dudes in black suits? Hells yeah. It’s HELLOWEEN. Say what?

    Yup. They’re not taking themselves too seriously in the video for “Dr. Stein” from Unarmed: Best Of 25th Anniversary which is out now.
  • Release the Goddamn KRAKEN, bitches! It’s the international trailer for the CLASH OF THE TITANS remake:

    More Sam Worthington. More Kraken, mawfugger.
  • …and now we say hi to supersexy PLAYBOY hotness Victoria Ivanova:

    Ukrainian-born, St Louis-raised. Takin’ a shower. It’s all good, fellers.
  • Speaking of sexy PLAYBOY bitches, check out Tiffany Ryan and her GI-NORMOUS boobies:

    Alabammy-born and all bosoms and hiney. How do you NOT bring this gal home to mom?
  • Finally, here’s beautiful Beth Williams:

    She’s from a small town in Ohio, and it’s the small town girls who are the dirtiest girls Yum Yum give us some o’ dat.
  • Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.



    Click on Shanelle…and do your thing!

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    It’s Friday! Thank God! It’s Friday! Pants are optional and so are your core values!

    Deviant behavior is a hell of a thing and getting some strange can help keep you keep your sanity!

    THAT’s TERRIBLE:

  • Bad = Semi truck flips over on winding road:

    Worse = same truck rolls down hill crashing into other trucks.

  • THAT’s NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
    (but your shitty glare is going to get your neck stepped on, you mousey fuck)


    Ali Larter and her vagina got out of a car (WWTDD)

    HOLY CRAP! We had NO idea Ali Larter was so sexy when she got naked. DAMN.


    Who the F is Jayde Nicole?? (Drunken Stepfather)

    oh Thaaaaat’s right. She’s PLAYBOY’s 2008 Playmate of the Year and looks really great naked and got decked by Joe Francis.. THAT Jayde Nicole

    Tiger Woods and Bullz-Eye.com Featured Model Loredana Jolie Ferrilio (Bullz-Eye)

    How Alcohol Changed the World (Gunaxin)

    Amber Elise makes us want to say something smooth…but we’re too busy staring at her boobs (z0d)

    100 Smokin’ Hot Pics of Lucy Pinder (Warming Glow)

    Nadia Moore has Nadia More clothes on …get it? (Daily Niner)

    Awesome! HBOs Funny Or Die Presents Trailer (Dave and Thomas)

    When Shawna Lenee isn’t breaking down crying, she looks AMAZING naked (FreakshowPlanet)

    Dry My Laundry, Optimus Prime (GammaSquad)

    Bruce Pearl’s Hot Ass Wife Brandy (Don Chavez)

    The iPad is a Comedy Gold Mine (College Humor)

    5 Delicious Food Biknis (Fork Party)

  • I’M SORRY:
    (Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)

  • The old farts in VAN HALEN (minus Wolfgang, of course) and their replacement hips are rockin’ out in Balteemore:

    Who’s looking forward to the new VAN HALEN album? Come on, show of hands… anyone? Anyone?
  • If looking at an un-shaven, elderly Michael Douglas gets you all frothy…

    Then you’re going to LOVE this teaser for the new WALL STREET sequel, Money Never Sleeps.
  • What could be better than Denise Milani and her 32DDD boobs bouncing on a Trampoline?

    Maybe if you were WITH her on the trampoline. Other than that, Nothing is better than Denise Milani and her 32DDD boobs…on a trampoline
  • OK, wait…maybe we spoke too soon, because our friend Jana Jordan is tinkering with herself on top of the washing machine:

    …and we’re pretty sure it has nothing to do with laundry. She seems more interested in her own no-no spot than getting her whites extra white.
  • Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.



    Click on Shanelle…and do your thing!

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    Happy Hump Day, boys and girls. How’s about humping a married friend?

    Keep your marriage in check and add some adventure to your life, whydontcha?

    THAT’s TERRIBLE:

  • Screw going to the headmaster’s office…

    You throw a snowball at a teacher in Belgium, you’re gonna get belted, buddy.

  • THAT’s NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
    (but your shitty glare is going to get your neck stepped on, you mousey fuck)


    Katy Perry sure does know how to Dress (WWTDD)


    Venus Williams and her Brown Underwear (Drunken Stepfather)

    Misery Index: Which City Has the Most Depressing Local News (Asylum)

    Blast from the Past: Meriah Nelson (Bullz-Eye)

    Chanelle and the luckiest tennis racquet ever (z0d)

    Squirrel Eats Entire Sandwch (Yep Yep)

    Julia Crown is showing off her no-no spot…which makes us say “yes yes!” (Daily Niner)

    Italian Dad Stabbed Over Playstation (With Leather)

    Nikki Esposito and her Tramp Stamp make us think dirty thoughts (FreakshowPlanet)

    5 Inappropriately Sexual Kids Shows (HEAVY)

    10 Funniest Tweets During The iPad Unveiling (Comedy)

    25 Unique Chocolate Covered Foods (ForkParty)

    Meet The Ladies of Cougar Beach! (Cougar Patrol)

  • whoa, wait a minute… did someone say COUGAR???

    Whatcha waiting for??? hook up with a sophisticated older woman now!
  • I’M SORRY:
    (Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)

  • Whoa Boy…dancing girls in hot pants and IRON MAN costumes?

    It could only be the new AC/DC video for IRON MAN 2. Well, ok… not “Only”…but one of a handful of things.
  • Uhh, was PINK getting catty with BEYONCE on stage in Liverpool?

    We could give a shit. PINK has a nice hiney though.
  • Blond, super-busty PLAYBOY babe Kelly Princeton is exploding out of her purple bra:

    It’s what she does after the bra is off that is distracting the hell out of us.
  • 22 year-old Jenna Presley will stop you dead in your tracks:

    …and that’s just a tease… check out the full, uncut touchy-feely goodness.
  • The lovely Brooke Williams is one of PLAYBOY’s Sexy Wives:

    We are infinitely jealous of her husband. Lucky fucker.
  • Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.



    Click on Shanelle…and do your thing!

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    THAT’s TERRIBLE:

  • What’s the best way to stop thieves from taking your motorcycle?

    Pull the key out of the ignition and run… Duh!

  • THAT’s NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
    (but your incessant bitching is getting old. Grow up, ya whiny bitch.)


    Screw you, hippie. Heidi Montag wants to go BIGGER (WWTDD)

    and here’s Heidi Montag…BEFORE the surgery


    Miranda Kerr and her Hiney in a Bikini (Drunken Stepfather)

    I Don’t Remember This Ren and Stimpy Episode (Dave and Thomas)

    2010 Bikini Model Search (Bullz-Eye)

    Carlie and the biggest sex toy you’ve ever seen (z0d)

    The 3-Tier Beer Bottle Chandelier: For the Discriminating Drunk (The Bachelor Guy)

    Angie Savage has a Badass Back Tattoo… oh yeah, and she’s playing with herself outside (Daily Niner)

    Fox Wants To F–k With The Wrong Mexican (FilmDrunk)

    Silvia Saint… Is NO saint…nosiree (FreakshowPlanet)

    Your life could be so much better. Have you considered having Hands? (atom)

    The 20 Worst Hip-Hop Album Covers (Heavy)

    The Matrix Pill is Hard to Swallow – totally irrelevant! (College Humor)

    The Nameless Cougar with Fake Cans hanging out on the Beach (Cougar Patrol)

  • whoa, wait a minute… did someone say COUGAR???

    Whatcha waiting for??? hook up with a sophisticated older woman now!
  • I’M SORRY:
    (Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)

  • Four of these things are not like the other ones…

    KISS (Gene, Paul, Tommy, and Eric) were at the NY Stock Exchange yesterday ringing the closing bell.
  • OOOOH… FEAR FACTORY has re-grouped and they’re touring:

    Burton C. Bell yelling…something. LIVE in Australia.
  • The beautiful Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos is giving a lucky gal a topless lap dance:

    We all Love Gisele… you should too. Especially now that she’s got a new site, GotGisele.com
  • Beautiful blond British babe Natasha Marley hs a staunch objection to loose-fitting clothing:

    Thank God she can get them off easily! Naked Natasha is NICEY NICE.
  • Holy crap lovely hot-ass Latina Karla Spice got herself a police uniform:

    We’ll let We’ll let Karla Spice strip search any day.
  • Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.



    Click on Shanelle…and do your thing!

  • Kick back, open up a beverage and figure out how you’re going to charm the pants off the lonely cougar next door, and review the fun stuff in the MEDIA SECTION, including:

    FEAR FACTORY: “H-K (Hunter-Killer)” LIVE in Australia
    Natasha Marley loses her black lingerie
    Motorcyclist prevents bike theft by running away with key
    Topless Officer Karla Spice
    KISS rings the Closing Bell at the New York Stock Exchange
    Gisele Gives a Lucky Lady a Topless Lap Dance

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    FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

    Follow us on Twitter, or we’ll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

    be our friend on Facebook, or we’ll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

    We’ve been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen…and us…and Dane Cook.

    We’re also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

    We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

    FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic… because we’re in desperate need of friends.

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  • Have a fun weekend, did ya?
    Spend it with a married friend, did ya?

    When your home life is making you miserable… Spend quality time with someone else’s spouse.
  • THAT’s TERRIBLE:

  • Go on, audition for American Idol

    When you get booted, try not to get hauled out by security…

  • Rule #88 in the Frat-boy handbook:

    If at first, you don’t smash a bottle over you buddy’s head…try try again.

  • THAT’s NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
    (but your incessant bitching is getting old. Grow up, ya whiny bitch.)


    Angelina is tearing her family apart (not literally) (WWTDD)

    Angelina Jolie is tearing her clothes off (literally)


    Jennifer Hudson looks like Grimace in a swimsuit (Drunken Stepfather)

    Hot Girls Getting Pranked (College Humor)

    2010 Bikini Model Search (Bullz-Eye)

    Audrey and Nikki are getting very friendly in the tub (z0d)

    Sundance Film Festival Review: Ryan Reynolds’ ‘Buried’ Is Faux-Artsy Torture Porn (FilmDrunk)

    Tiffany Tyler is Taking of her Tie…ler (Daily Niner)

    Top Ten Signs She’s a Bitch (Ask Men)

    Holy Hell…Hanna Hilton is HOT (FreakshowPlanet)

    Christina Hendricks at the SAG awards (Don Chavez)

    Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: World’s Sexiest Australian? (COED Magazine)

    Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Timeline (HEAVY)

    The 7 Biggest Facebook Taboos (Guyism)

    Asylum Counts Down the Most Exposed Women of the Past Decade (Asylum)

  • I’M SORRY:
    (Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)

  • Phil Collen from DEF LEPPARD ripped through a cover of JIMI HENDRIX’s “Fire” at NAMM:

    The band is taking a li’l break before ramping up a new album, so expect the individual members to be popping up randomly.
  • Sure busty Erica Campbell found God and gout out of the adult biz:

    but there’s still plenty of footage of her getting naked of touching herself.
  • Speaking of large-bosomed ladies, heavy-breasted Lorna Morgan can’t keep her shirt on

    Those are 36HH-sized funbags, fells. enjoy some NOW!
  • Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.


    Click on Shanelle…and do your thing!

  • Kick back, open up a beverage and figure out how you’re going to charm the pants off the lonely cougar next door, and review the fun stuff in the MEDIA SECTION, including:

    American Idol Contestant Taken Out In Handcuffs
    Erica Campbell Naked in the Backyard
    DEF LEPPARD’s Phil Collen performs “Fire” by JIMI HENDRIX at NAMM
    Lorna Morgan unleashes her 36HH Funbags in public
    Beer Bottle Smashed over Frat Boy’s Head – Twice
    FOUNDRY CAMS: Do Your Thing with Shanelle

  • Visit some of our other hot properties, won’t you?

    FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

    Follow us on Twitter, or we’ll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

    be our friend on Facebook, or we’ll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

    We’ve been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen…and us…and Dane Cook.

    We’re also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

    We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

    FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic… because we’re in desperate need of friends.

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